Who is your hero? i Dont know
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Probably Tyrea, sorry kaycee you know how you get sometimes.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? bout 4
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up? in a bag or under my bed
Who do you blame for your mood today? my mom
If the Internet were sex... I would not use it until i was married
Have you ever seen a dead body? I saw an open casket once
What is something scientists need to invent? a device with a button to make certain people shut the fuck up.
What should we do with stupid people? take them to the Funny Farm.
Have you ever broken a bone? Yeah, my wrist
Do you watch local news? Why? No, because
What happens after you die? If your good you go to heaven , if your bad you go to the bad place
How big is your bed? Big enough? short shriveled and always to the left.
How long do you think you will live? However Long God wants me on this earth.




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"The living beauty of nature cannot be copied, it can only be expressed."
Piet Mondrian
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"Cool! Look! A Manatee fart!"
Chris Krat from Kratts' Creatures
Read my stuff. I will be your new favorite. Fuck JK ROWLING. lol
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"Writing is a selfish exercise--it's masturbation to some degree--you're trying to entertain yourself and make a story that is the best way you know how to tell, and if no one likes it, shit, fuck it, you've already cum in the gym sock."
goddamn it. You TOTALLY ruined what happiness I was having this morning by subtly telling me i was a bitch.
BUT I AM.
That's the worst! I'm SORRY. Xruns to kill myselfX
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"Writing is a selfish exercise--it's masturbation to some degree--you're trying to entertain yourself and make a story that is the best way you know how to tell, and if no one likes it, shit, fuck it, you've already cum in the gym sock."
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-98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
HELLO TYLER! I MISS YOU! You must never check your little messages on your front page cus you never respond to mine.
I have a question! What foods are you allowed on the Adkins diet? Just wonderin'. later!
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"Writing is a selfish exercise--it's masturbation to some degree--you're trying to entertain yourself and make a story that is the best way you know how to tell, and if no one likes it, shit, fuck it, you've already cum in the gym sock."
I'm your favorite ARTIST but NOT your favorite WRITER? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!
Lol. Just kidding.
You need to hurry your ass back to Kansas. I'm going to go INSANE!
lol.
What's fucking funny? The fact you won't see this until you are ALREADY back. Fucking hillarious. Not. Bye.
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"Writing is a selfish exercise--it's masturbation to some degree--you're trying to entertain yourself and make a story that is the best way you know how to tell, and if no one likes it, shit, fuck it, you've already cum in the gym sock."
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"Writing is a selfish exercise--it's masturbation to some degree--you're trying to entertain yourself and make a story that is the best way you know how to tell, and if no one likes it, shit, fuck it, you've already cum in the gym sock."
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